Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

Plastic Bagged

Being "Plastic Bagged" is when you want to have sex, but cant find a condom.

To the extent that everything starts to look llike a condom alternative option, such as a plastic bag.
Basically like being cock blocked by the lack of protection.

Guy 1: Man, I was going to fuck Dana but I got plastic bagged
Guy 2: Thats why you always get condoms!
Guy 1: Yeah I know, she was pissed.
Guy 2: Dumbass.

by Pshawrawr May 26, 2011

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

yang bangers

(1) A Yuengling beer

(2) Crunk Juice

Kurt: Yo Dawg we need to get crunked
AJ: I brought the yang bangers playboy!

by Jake Sauer November 10, 2008

Bangerranger

A typical Elise main that sucks dick for a living

A: Fuck you man you're a fucking Bangerranger.

B: You see that guy over there? He's a Bangerranger

by Admiral Mis-Mis February 6, 2018

bigger than Stuttgart

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.

Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.

by sgtblondie January 10, 2022

Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.

Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009