lava butt

The condition tha occurs when eating something so damned spicy that it burns the anal tract. "Spicy in, spicy out". Also these symptoms will arise when eating bad food or ingesting items that have been in the refrigerator for way too long (i.e., leftovers from a restaurant that is now out of business).

Hey, I'm gonna enter that 100 hot wings eating contest. Dude, you are so gonna get lava butt. Yea, but I'll win $100.

I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

butt thunder

a colossal rumbleing that explodes out of your ass, something that shakes the cheeks.

After a heavy night of drinking the walls were shaking with my angry butt thunder.

by Jon Chris Ashly June 11, 2006

Butt Mitzvah

A colonoscopy

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.

by DimeDropped November 21, 2010

Gutter butt

A big nasty, most likely a desperate tramp. Most usually found in government housing projects. Also found at most clinics

Dude 1: AYYY YOOO, you remember that girl i met in the nati last night?

Dude 2: FO SHO mayne, that trick was such a gutter butt!

by IZZZZY_ July 1, 2008

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

Butt Nigger

An extremly annoying person. See also Butt Munch. Not to be used in a raceist fassion..

Get away from me you stupid butt nigger.

Tom, your such a butt nigger.

by Joe DeL. December 25, 2006