Take A Break Magazine

A UK Magazine aimed mostly at Chav Women. Used to somehow justify claiming benefits of all kinds whilst breeding like rats.

My Mum shagged my boyfriend whilst I was giving birth to My Brother`s Girlfriend`s surrogate Child. Give Me £300 and I`ll tell the whole world about it in "Take A Break Magazine".

by Proper Londoner October 24, 2008

sliced bread

the best thing since the printing press.

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."

by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009

submissive and breedable

-submissive means being the opposite of dominant, hence being the bottom
-breedable means that you are fufilling of the qualities that make you able to be filled with semen

“omg did you see michael’s story today?”
“yeah, they looked so submissive and breedable LMFAO”

by poopsmeller123 August 3, 2021

Brennology

A language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. Although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee's and the welps. The hoyty and the toytys. And the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.

"I just got promoted weeeeeeeeee"

Welp. (self explanatory) Wanting to end a conversation without being rude

Hoyty Toyty: Who the hell knows but its been used in Brennology

by Princess JB October 5, 2012

brew boots

When you have an empty box of beer on both feet (usually 24 packs, but dirty 30's work well too)You must drink at least 12 beers from either of the two boxes, otherwise you are not allowed to wear brew boots.

Yo dude, you see Tim? He is rockin' the Brew Boots tonight. Nice choice.

by Wild Tim April 6, 2006

breastnotized

a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.

I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.

by Jeanine Albert July 30, 2007

Breida

An awesome yet beautiful girl who knows how to make a person laugh! She is an outgoing person who can always give you the respect you need. She's sensitive yet a good friend to depend on. Guys go crazy for her. Everyone wants to be her friends with her!

Dude: I love my friend breida
Other dude: I want a breida
Dude: Yeah you would..

by Berdie birdster June 13, 2012