Boner jaw

A bitch woman who gives you a hard time.

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.

by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019

adrenaline boner

a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight

person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!

by thesmartjew March 17, 2016

eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007

It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012

bandwagon boner

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.

"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!

by DariusRamboWhite December 23, 2011

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020