The Flounder BJ

A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.

While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019
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BJ

"BJ" is the term for a "Bee Journey", meaning a journey that consists in traveling incredibly long distances to get laid. Similar to a bee flying away from his hive to polinate some random flower.
"Dude, i was in a BJ last month, i met a cute asian girl and i just had to fuck her."
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BJ

Book about Jesus
Hey do you want a BJ?
Yes I love Jesus
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Deja BJ

When you recieve a BJ equally as good to a previously received BJ
Mike: yo man i got deja BJ when I got head from felicity last night

Andrew: bro it reminded you of Stacy, that’s crazy man.
by AverageBiBoy May 9, 2018
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OP BJ

Over-the-pants Blowjob
Damn Paige gave me a terrible OP BJ last night.
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bad faith bj

When someone offers a bj at a future time but renegs on said bj multiple times at the receivers request prompting a "no holes barred" event in which the receiver can have free reign over said holes for 24 hours.
She giveth and she taketh away. Sounds like a bad faith bj, bro.
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BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.
Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.
by Bob7768 April 13, 2011
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