4 definitions by Miss_De_Meaner

Umurnae

A widely used Scottish word, meaning “I am not” …. that makes no sense whatsoever to non Scottish people

Don’t even try to work it out, you can’t. It just is

Can be extended to Nawumurnae meaning “No, I am not” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Jac: “Nawumurnae guan tae the shoap fur ye in this weather, it’s fuckin’ pissin doon ya fud”

by Miss_De_Meaner October 31, 2022

A widnae could dae that

A Scottish phrase that makes no grammatical sense whatsoever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A mixture of “I couldn’t do that” and “I wouldn’t/be able to do that”

Sammy: “Am gaun bungee jumping oan Saturday, ye want tae come tae?”

Jac: “Naaaaawwwww, A widnae could dae that !! Ad piss ma pants oan the way doon. Fuck that 😩”

by Miss_De_Meaner February 21, 2023

Cinderella BJ

Blow job, fellatio, oral sex:

The act of giving head to a man …….

And making it to the ball 😏😁

“Last night was fun …..I got jiggy with my lady and it ended with the best Cinderella BJ ever”

by Miss_De_Meaner January 21, 2023

Dollyknockers

Big, rotund boobies …. that would probably suffocate you if you’re lucky enough to get near them. Usually far too big for one person to handle on their own. Take a friend

Jack: “That girl Kate’s a bit weird …. but she’s got a bangin’ pair of dollyknockers on her!!! 🍉🍉

by Miss_De_Meaner October 31, 2022