bacon pussy

Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.

Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.

by john- john the madman April 7, 2009

bacon roll

a roll/sandwich filled with bacon.
(from facejacker)

usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.

"how many bacon rolls do you want?"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"

by luuuuuuucy April 29, 2010

frying your bacon

Phrase coined in 2006 by Dimitri Williams of Oakdale.

Used to imply someone is about to get or already is getting their hypothetical ass annihilated, kicked, whooped, beaten, or simply owned.

Dimitri was frying your bacon out the ass last night.

by NarooN November 28, 2009

bacon

Tastiest substance in our known universe

Also derogatory for cop

(Tim eats some bacon, looks off to the right, falls down due to the orgasmical event of eating bacon)
Bob: Shit are you ok? (eats some bacon(joins Tim))

by S.D.S.W. April 21, 2008

Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

by Karissa December 17, 2004

Bibbity Bobbity Bacon

The act of adding bacon or bacon bits to other foods

Not interested in this salad? Well then Bibbity Bobbity Bacon,I just made it an entrée.

by dph1479 July 6, 2010

Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008