Lite-Briting

The act of masturbating next to a night light.

Each and every Saturday when I am extremely lonely, I start lite-briting.

by PanzerHail June 20, 2014

Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

biting

(v.) What children attempt to do to the legs and hands of liars, ignoramuses and general idiots who need to become aware of how full of shit they are.

The kid next door to Elitist kept biting him.

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

You're biting my shit!

to steal, or take credit for bite

Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!

by Nic March 16, 2004

ankle-biting scum of the Earth

People that have nothing better to do than to annoy others by partaking in acts of grand stupidity. Should be exterminated as soon and as painfully as possible.

They gay fat boy in my third period class is a card-carrying member of the Grand Order of ankle-biting scum of the Earth.

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

biting

It's like kissing only there's a winner!

"Biting is excellent..." - Idris

by jrae316 September 3, 2011