A highschool student who has kills his score, sabotaging the class because he can't be arsed. He's the lost cause. May or may not have early entry and just screws his rank with a mystery mark
by mon9332 September 11, 2025
Get the ATAR TERRORIST mug.A right wing joke that the mythological utopian civilization named “Agartha” is actually heaven for nazis. The right wingers who created it are part of a small niche of conservatism that hates Trump because of his support of Israel and also make jokes about Charlie Kirk. Agartha is ruled by Yakub, a black man who the created white people. Lowkey only meant for aryans but if you’re not a jew they’ll let you in if you drink a monster energy drink that gives you blonde hair and blue eyes.
Sub3: I’m so ugly no girl will ever notice me!
Yakub: Just take her to Agartha twin
Jeffrey Epstein: What about me?
Yakub: Consider this number 110
Yakub: Just take her to Agartha twin
Jeffrey Epstein: What about me?
Yakub: Consider this number 110
by ihuffglue October 11, 2025
Get the agartha mug.After an afternoon of golfing in Albufeira, an Algarve of red-faced Brexiteers often gathers at the club bar, complaining about Johnny Foreigner and how the EU has stopped them staying more than 90 days in their holiday home and how this would have never happened under Maggie.
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Get the Algarve mug.a-tard /ˈeɪ.tɑ rd/ (nonce form; informal, text-register)
Form. Clipped from auto-tardāre by reduction of the combining form auto- to a- in rapid chat usage.
Etymon.
auto- < Greek αὐτός (autós) “self, same” (modern combining form “self-”).
tardāre (Latin, 1st conj. infinitive) < tardus, -a, -um “slow, late.” Principal parts: tardō, tardāre, tardāvī, tardātum “to slow, delay, hinder.”
Gloss. “self-delay,” “self-hindering,” “to be slow by one’s own doing.”
Sense. Used as a self-applied marker of delayed response or sluggish timing, especially in conversational sequencing (for example, being slow to disengage from a call or slow to react to a prompt).
Form. Clipped from auto-tardāre by reduction of the combining form auto- to a- in rapid chat usage.
Etymon.
auto- < Greek αὐτός (autós) “self, same” (modern combining form “self-”).
tardāre (Latin, 1st conj. infinitive) < tardus, -a, -um “slow, late.” Principal parts: tardō, tardāre, tardāvī, tardātum “to slow, delay, hinder.”
Gloss. “self-delay,” “self-hindering,” “to be slow by one’s own doing.”
Sense. Used as a self-applied marker of delayed response or sluggish timing, especially in conversational sequencing (for example, being slow to disengage from a call or slow to react to a prompt).
by bradley-carter December 23, 2025
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Get the Scotty Atari mug.Oh? Why do I feel I so warm but it's -40c and my toes are cold? It must be because Molly Agar is radiating her beauty once again. What a bitch,
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