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sentence without dropping at least three F-bombs. Thinks cussing every other word makes them sound cool, but really just sounds like a middle schooler who just discovered bad words exist. Their voice is like nails on a chalkboard, except the chalkboard is actively trying to unhear it. Chopped beyond repair—if ugly was a profession, they’d be CEO. Probably argues with themselves in the mirror and still loses.
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ASAP is used when someone wants a task done deliberately and carefully (hence SLOW as possible), giving them more time to handle other priorities first. This allows them to appear more in control of their workload and avoid seeming overwhelmed to their boss, subordinates, friends, etc . By stretching out the timing, they can address your finished task when things are quieter, making everything look more manageable, making you both look good.
ASAP is used when someone wants a task done deliberately and carefully (hence SLOW as possible), giving them more time to handle other priorities first. This allows them to appear more in control of their workload and avoid seeming overwhelmed to their boss, subordinates, friends, etc . By stretching out the timing, they can address your finished task when things are quieter, making everything look more manageable, making you both look good.
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