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Alicia Keys

1) A beautiful, talented multi platinum R&B artist with ten plus Grammys under her belt.
2) A girl who is pretty, but lacks demure qualities and is rough around the edges due to their street nature.
3) A beautiful woman who could have any man in the world, but would rather have another woman's husband as well as write an 'unthinkable' song about it.
1) Oh she plays the piano? I see you Alicia Keys!
2) She has a pretty face, but she has shoulders like Randy Moss and talks like DMX. You know, like Alicia Keys. 3)That girl has got it going on. She is pregnant by a married man. She could have anybody in the world, but she'd rather be a homewrecker! At work we call her Alicia Keys.
by chezpoodle! November 30, 2010
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Albicelestes

National football (soccer) team of Argentina. Translates to mean "white and sky blue." Argentines also refer to the team as La Seleccion. Their primary uniform colors are white and sky blue. Their players also tend to sport wild hairstyles and massive cocaine addictions (see, e.g., Diego Maradona).
Argentina is a proud soccer nation, and their team, Albicelestes, have won two World Cup titles, in 1978 and 1986.
by Sam's Army June 23, 2006
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Sage Advice

1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.

2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.
1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice

2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice
by Not Sage September 25, 2007
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Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper
I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!
by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009
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advice

some crap that people give you that they think will help you, but doesn't really. It really pisses you off, but you just not and go along with it, hoping they'll go away.
I was given the advice once that you should never eat a dirty girl or you'll get a tongue disease.
by animedude May 1, 2004
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alice in wonderland

A book by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, (under the name Lewis Carroll) that has absolutely nothing to do with drugs, despite the popular urban legend.
Alice in Wonderland: NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS!!!!!!
by Jingalls June 24, 2006
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