Alexa

A piece of shit human being that preys on other women's men. Claims to be religious but it's all a facade to hide the fact she's the scum of the earth. She uses facetuner in her pictures and can make Hawaii look like a white trash beach. Blinding big ass forehead but doesn't have the brain to match and has no upper lip.

*walks out of bathroom*
"Holy shit dude I just took the biggest Alexa"

by dihbutthole June 26, 2025

Alexa

a dumb 89 year old autistic grandma on steroids and life support retarded acting ass hoe. Dumbest bitch you’ll ever fucking meet.

“you ole Alexa acting ass hoe.”

by lickmeallover July 9, 2025

Alexa

The funniest, sweetest, most loyal friend you could ask for. She's bad asf, that ASSSSSS holy moly. Don't mess things up with her or you're fried.

Person 1: "Bro you cheated on Alexa?"
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."

by skibdi skibdi September 28, 2025

Alexa

If you have an Alexa as a friend, she is a very trustworthy amazing friend. She will do anything she can to brighten your day even if you just wanna be sad and will accept whatever decisions you have. Her heart may have been broken several times, but she acts like it’s fixed. Even though deep down inside it may still be broken. Alexa’s will always keep a secret and will never let you down. If you have an Alexa as a friend hold onto her as tight as you can cause when she’s gone, she may never come back.

Alexa is the best person I’ve ever met. She’s kept all my deepest, darkest secrets.

by Sisterlilly January 28, 2025

Alexa

BAD BITCH . nonchalant and quiet but don’t tolerate shit from nobody always has a attitude

cool with everyone but only has like 3 friends and alexa is the most unproblematic girl ever but still got a smart ass mouth and she’s loved by everyone

“ i don’t like alexa ”
“why “

“ she think she allat “

“ she is “

by mir00 November 23, 2021

Alexa

a bad bitch with a smart ass mouth can be mean but she gets along with everyone never problematic but she is not liked by most people bc she’s very intimidating but so sweet when you get to know her & only has like 3 friends Alexa never catches a hint bc she doesn’t care

some hating bitch : “ ion like Alexa “
stranger :” why “

some hating bitch : “ she think she all that “

stranger : “ she is “

by mir00 November 23, 2021

Alexa

Alexa is an incredible person, she is not so demonstrative but when you earn her love and trust she is the best person you can meet, she is simply perfect, her way of laughing is beautiful and with a smile she makes your day happy, she is afraid that They hurt her and when she falls in love she does it for real, if one day you have an Alexa in your life, don't let her go and value her. I have an alexa in my life and I love her like nobody else

me: who is she?
boy 2: it's Alexa
me: her smile is so beautiful

by youknowwhoiam,jy November 23, 2021