African Pigeon Wing

When it is so cold out that your penis freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple.

"That was a hardcore African Pigeon Wing i got today!"

by wlds3 December 31, 2013

African mask head

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

African DeathHammer

Taking you black mammoth of a cock and knocking that African bitch out cold using only your cock and balls

Guy: what happened to Shalissa, she got a concussion

Guy2: i African DeathHammered that blackbitch

by Sheddings February 18, 2015

African Delight

An encounter with an abnormally large penis.

Angry Suzy was in a better mood after receiving an African Delight from her stepson.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

african oak

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.

by Elrozz March 30, 2017

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

african jungle

Commonly referred to as "the hood"

I visited the african jungle this morning... It was horrifying

by Bodacious Nut August 31, 2017