Alfred

A small and scrawny guitar player who was born after most acceptable years to become a memer. Tends to gravitate toward drugs but we don’t talk about that. Has glasses. Is really good at music but their ego is too big and makes them annoying. Might emotionally abuse with threats of suicide.

“Did you see his show?”
“Yeah, except he’s such an Alfred I was kinda fed up at the end.”

by SaladFucker January 16, 2019

alfie whalley

alfie whalley is my sexy mf ass boyfriend:) he’s so cute :) go away girls, he’s mine, he’s vv hot and yeh, he’s isolating atm bc of CORONAAA so i can’t see him till monday,anyways :):)))::):):):):)

alexia: dam alfie whalley is sexy
oscar: yes he is

by yourlocalmf June 17, 2021

alfie-sexual

alfie-sexual is when our attracted to people name alfie.

I'm alfie-sexual.

by Alfiebrook01 July 14, 2021

AFK Alfred

A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.

Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?

by frankmasta5 July 25, 2011

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

alfie morton

A beast lad

Alfie Morton is a beast lad

by lolboy101 June 6, 2015

Alfie Male

Opposite of Alpha male. Emasculating nickname.

Hes the alfie male of the group

by Lalyislooney August 2, 2016