Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond
Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020
Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night
Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie
Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie
by Ball Bustin Bob April 14, 2021
by Debby Ryand April 11, 2021
Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.
by Couchie slayer January 26, 2025
by Johnny Pizza March 22, 2011
Dude, I totally fucked that chick last night!
You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.
You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.
by Gympo January 19, 2020
Sex between two consenting and fur covered adult, in an igloo containing mounds of whale blubber and seal fat.
by ball-handles August 08, 2017