type shit

just something someone can say for any sort of situation

"yo u got them new kicks!? type shit!!"
"u heard that guy jarome died last week? type shit..."
"*insert funny/unfunny joke here*" "type shit!"
etc...

by lovets September 22, 2023

Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

nice as shit

extremely good or talented at something.

"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."

by lucas dan March 28, 2005

Shit-talk

Words and phrases made up by Canadian police. Made popular by character Jim Lahey in the TV show Trailer Park boys.

Jim: When a shit apple seed gets planted in a field of shit, it grows up to be a shit apple tree.

Randy: What's with all the shit-talk?

Jim: Quiet Randy! Don't you hear the shit winds?
Randy: "..."

by TheMess November 13, 2011

nude shit

When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.

Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude shit!

by nypaliguy November 7, 2009

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat

After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.

by MikePKP February 25, 2005

shit shock

To be shocked into a near catatonic state.

Jim stood in total shit shock as he watched the madness unfold around him.

by Shaide July 16, 2008