dick dog

A derogitory term used twords a person or object.

Man your ride is dick dog!

by Danno March 20, 2005

Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water

I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast

by scousedom July 5, 2011

hot dog

A whore who used to be ugly, however has had plastic surgery too become hot.

"Wow, look at her!"
"Nah, she got surgery, just a hot dog"

by Matt Mcann March 31, 2008

Lap Dog

A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.

I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.

by Peesalot July 18, 2017

splittin the dog

when a penis is cut to make a vagina

Brandon is splittin the dog. now his name is kate.

by Brandon pen March 31, 2010

The Rude Dog

To be Rude, Not give a fuck.....RUDE DOG!

yo jerry that's why you "The Rude Dog", Because of the way you spoke to that nasty Hooker

by slp666 January 27, 2011

Dog shoes

Dog Shoes is another term for a Jewish couple.

Wow those dog shoes just chopped off another penis.

by machine of life December 1, 2010