puddle-of-dick

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation

1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"

by Brisk! September 18, 2006

bit the dick

to screw up a once in a lifetime chance

tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night

or

honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition

by robert andrew January 11, 2009

drizzle dick

1. When you take a piss and dont shake enough and the rest of the pee drips out.

I was pissing in the lav and i got drizzle dick from not shaking enough.

by natebowden May 13, 2008

dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason

My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.

by krillkilla January 4, 2014

Dick Clicker

Someone that everyone bitches about when they leave the room.

She is such a dick clicker

by [emu] May 19, 2014

Dick heat

The heat generated from one's penile area

Whilst I was driving my car raju was holding my bottle of water between his legs. As he passed me my bottle, I could feel warmth at the base of the bottle. I exclaimed "Raju! I can feel your dick heat."

by Jules1988 January 8, 2015

crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015