hot rod

what I use to pick up chicks

get in my car so we canm fuck

by MasterX October 16, 2004

hot boxing

Masturbating in a porta-john, porta-pooper, shit-house, etc. in Iraq or any other desert location. The sun's heat in these areas is multiplied by the trapped air in the porta-john.

I just saw First Sergeant go into the shitter with a porno, I think he's hot boxing in there.

by TooLongInIraq May 25, 2006

mans not hot

When a young boy doesn't have weed on him.

Britney: yo dude you got weed?
Tyrone: nah sonny, mans not hot.

by 257lync April 19, 2018

Monkey Hot

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".

He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.

by LeRoy November 19, 2003

Hot buttah

Violent term used to indicate an exceptionally grevious injury, usually resulting from a sword or machete, etc. Entymology: "Hot Buttah- like a hot knife through butter; eg, cuts very easily"

"Damn! That last hit flew like hot buttah!"

by Alhadis December 12, 2003

Hot Topic

A retail chain store that focuses on the "dark rock?" subculture (at this point I don't know who Hot Topics core demographic is), like how Hollister focuses on the "surfing" subculture.

All in all not a bad store, prices are normally low, and I got this kick ass Iron Maiden shirt there for $10

But the employees can be a pain in the ass, always trying to sell you more stuff!

Probably the worst part of Hot Topic stores is that a good portion of the shoppers are idiots who think they're being induvidual by shopping at a chain store (which has a revenue of $761 million, how punk) and think they're being even more unique by wearing t-shirts of "obscure" bands like Slipknot (They were 2nd on the billboard charts, how underground) and ICP (who are a fucking franchise now, seriously they sell energy drinks)

But overall it's just like every other chain store, but it's a bit cheaper which is nice

(Example of overselling of Hot Topic employees)

Employe: Ok...hey can I interest you in the new Drake CD

Me: no...I just spent $10 here, fuck off

(example of stupid Mall Goths)

Mall Goth: I'm so original look at my slipknot shirt, no posers know about slipknot, they're so heavy and metal

Me: *slaps him* Bitch go buy a fucking Nile CD

by CodyCoyote July 22, 2010

house hotting

to give a better gift than is sufficient for a house warming

"Here's your house warming gift." "No, it's too good for that; it's a house hotting gift."

by Una Malachica January 30, 2008