Dick Smoker

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004

Dick heat

The heat generated from one's penile area

Whilst I was driving my car raju was holding my bottle of water between his legs. As he passed me my bottle, I could feel warmth at the base of the bottle. I exclaimed "Raju! I can feel your dick heat."

by Jules1988 January 8, 2015

Dick Pretzel

When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.

Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.

Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler

by waka floka September 6, 2010

Dick Necklace

An honorary award for a person who makes a homo erotic comment either on purpose or by accident.

Cal: Those jeans make his ass look weird.

Cal was awarded the dick necklace for the day for this unbelievable homo erotic commment.

by Allah Rackbar April 20, 2009

drizzle dick

1. When you take a piss and dont shake enough and the rest of the pee drips out.

I was pissing in the lav and i got drizzle dick from not shaking enough.

by natebowden May 13, 2008

crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.

That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.

by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010