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Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.
“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”
by ieattoehair March 15, 2025
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Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
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gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off
i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.
by axsucker June 14, 2017
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A Job

I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024
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Pacific Rim Job

originating from the movie "pacific rim" where a huge mecha robot is piloted by 2 pilots that have a neural bridge connection, thus being completely mentally in sync. this verb is used when two people are so in sync and owning in an activity (gaming, making jokes, cooking, sports ,overall any activity needed two people completing each other with no words said. tldr you so in sync and fuckin too good at it
that play we made was a total pacific rim job.
they're too good at team uno, they're totally pacific rim jobing us.
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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