A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017
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Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022
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When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
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Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
by Pompousjenkins May 28, 2020
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When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat
Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job
by Braindeadism October 29, 2017
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by Expert-OS November 22, 2021
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when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"
"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"
by cockatiel89 December 5, 2018
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