John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

Papa Johns Word

(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it

Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!

by QPaulG September 11, 2020

Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.

I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.

by Arm Barner November 18, 2021

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021

John

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.

Damn hes so John.

by -Albert Einstein June 16, 2021

John

John can replace a person, place or thing

“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”

by John hein February 10, 2021