John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John Ceccoli

Caroline's Boyfriend

John Ceccoli boinked Caroline because they are dating.

by Tara Himen October 3, 2018

John Willett

A chicken fillet

Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."

by Real Human Person July 28, 2023

john haworth

a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste

i wish my boyfriend was john haworth

by cumslut24 November 6, 2020

What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

by John the Johner April 8, 2024

john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk

John Tarshi

by John Tarshi May 2, 2018

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 19, 2023