Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

Circle/0 Hand Sign

You got absolutely no bitches

Do the Circle/0 hand sign on a pic bruv, cuz u aint got no hoes.

by squaredonym September 16, 2022

Honey Hands

Hands with cum on the fingers. After cumming or making someone else cum and getting it on your hands, you will have honey hands.

I think honey hands are hot, the way its all dripping.

My hands are so sticky, like honey hands.

Theres cum all over my fingers now, I have honey hands.

by rileysalc April 6, 2022

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

Trek of the hands

When you don’t have any king skins and you have to stick two small skins to make a joint

Awh man I’m just back from piano practice and sticking skins would be some trek of the hands right now

by BaterBorn December 18, 2020

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024