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Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.
Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020
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Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"
"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"
by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025
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bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.
Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!
by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016
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bro

she is my bro
by ststststststst October 22, 2019
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Super Smash Bros.

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*
by Jonathan C. Fruitloop III June 24, 2022
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Bro Hug

Me: “Hey Dude, want to Bro Hug?”
Bro: “Yea let me grab something to pop it open”
Me: “Yea, punch it
Bro: “Shotgun”
Me: “Shotgun”
Bro Hug
by anonymousvoter November 2, 2021
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bro or blow

When you meet another gay guy and you decide if you want to fuck him, or just be friends.
Jay: I met this guy yesterday.

Mark: Bro or blow?

Jay: Definitely blow.
by Lordopher June 1, 2016
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