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Meat

spank some meat
by hidudesitswensday March 2, 2019
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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.
“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”
by CoachCockPic September 25, 2023
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meat moth

When the labia minora resembles a moth with its wings spread; the roast beef curtains form the shape of a moth when laid out
“Dude, she pulled her panties off and laid back and I thought there was a meat moth between her legs.”
by Omhele February 28, 2020
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meats

People sometimes beat their meats at night.
by Scrolte May 12, 2024
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