highway rubbery

Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.

Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

Manhattan rubber

When a man slaps his partner in the face with a used condom.

She asked me to use a condom so when I was done, I took it off and gave her a Manhattan rubber.

by mrwhatwhat January 29, 2023

the rubies that I gave up

When you are in a relationship and lose your closest friends because of it. // When you give up your rubies for a relationship that is doomed to fail.

"When we got together, everything was so perfect and now everything is going bad and I think about everything I gave up for him. All my friends - all the rubies that I gave up.“

by fionashaw March 10, 2023

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

American rubber

A condom.

Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil

by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023

Phantom Ruby

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.

I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

A Rubedog

When you get absolutely HAMMERED and fuck the shit out of your sister without any protection what so ever.

Tyler: DUDE I THINK I FUCKED UP LAST NIGHT!

Tyler’s Friend: Oh no you pulled a rubedog

by P-McRack July 18, 2023