Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

Meat

"Meat" means Love. It expresses how much you want someone's love. To say I want meat means I want love.

Rebecca: I want Charlie's meat. Stacy: I've heard he is a kind loving person

by totally not miles January 6, 2024

big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world

"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"

by ni double g a June 20, 2025

meat fucker

Fuck an animal then kill and eat it

I'm a meat fucker

by Hobojoseph May 21, 2018

Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019