kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

kramer attack by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Heart Attacked 

To be quietly and surreptitiously disposed of by means of high tech type poison or forced physiological shock which mimics or causes a heart attack or other type of natural cause for death.

After whistleblowing on the oil company's global price fixing scam, Julian Assange suddenly died, many believed that he was heart attacked.

Heart Attacked by tamale214 December 6, 2010

Arse Attack! 

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

Arse Attack! by The man that Arse Attacked her November 13, 2011

Yak Attack

an aggressive form of fishing from a kayak resulting in a take no prisoners attitude.

David is normally a calm and mild mannered person during the day but once he takes his kayak out for a fishing trip, he transforms himself into a fish killer by going into "Yak Attack" mode.

Yak Attack by KayakDave December 26, 2011

Ejac Attack 

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

Ejac Attack by ArchaicScholar January 7, 2012

baseless attack

an argument that has nothing to support it. basically someone being a faggot for no reason

you're a faggot! that's not what your mom said to me last night. with the person being insulted being straight, this is a baseless attack

baseless attack by the sharkkkkkkk April 16, 2014

first attatchment 

First attachment is the very first person u get attached to basically (a first love ) but females don't claim them for how terrible they did them

He was my first attatchment

first attatchment by Fuckingbadhoes450 March 30, 2017