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penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.
Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.
by 82BU November 3, 2015
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penis Mccunt fuck

it generally means a complete idiot who just asked a completely retarded question or they have no freaking idea what they are talking about
by Matt Hamster April 29, 2006
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purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.
I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.
by Scrimmy August 22, 2008
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rescue penis 911

A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.
Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.
by Jeff Abbott June 1, 2006
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penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.
hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.
by ashtray257 October 11, 2006
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penis face mcgee

Somebody who has the last name of mcgee and has multiple penises growing out of their head, whether due to birth defects or exposure to illegally high levels of radiation.
Wow i hope my first kid doesnt turn out to be a penis face mcgee.
by Penis Face McGee February 21, 2006
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the purple penis mobile

Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!
Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!
by Father Gauge May 5, 2008
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