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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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FISH AND T!TS

FISH AND T!TS IS LITTERLY JUST FISH AND CHIPS
I WANT SOME FISH AND T!TS
by A_GAY_PERSON December 12, 2021
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fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.
by Peterson September 2, 2003
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The Fish

The fish is a terrifying large toothed monster that preys on the feet of children at night. It usually squelches and growls to make itself known and that it is present.
“The fish bit my toes last night and tried to yank me under the bed!”
by Boomslang yonker July 19, 2022
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chegg fishing

when a professor puts out a fake chegg and you copy it
person1: man did you hear about personx?

person2: yeah man he got all the answers.
person1: no man he got chegg fished. prof went out chegg fishing and fucked him!
by cheggwhore December 5, 2020
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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North Star Fishing

Fishing Channel on YouTube. Go sub they are very entertaining! They make videos on every kind of fishing from bass to carp to dogfish to hat.
I subscribed to North Star Fishing
by That One Cheezit January 31, 2021
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