standing shit

A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.

i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.

by john doobies June 20, 2015

Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.

Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."

by MrRipple May 4, 2014

Shit Stamper

noun.

Yet another phrase also referring to male homosexuals (i.e. queers, mo's, faggots, peter puffers, pillow biters, butt pirates, etc...)

1.I thought Liberace was pretty cool, until I found out he was a shit stamper.

2. Freddy Mercury from Queen is a shit stamper.

3. Elton John is a shit stamper too.

4. Justin Bieber....we're just waiting for it. C'mon bro, we all know the deal. You kiss that Selena Gomez chick every now and again, big deal. I got money that says you take loads of baby batter in your mouth. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer to give me the news.

by High-Powered GAYdar September 8, 2011

Squirrel that shit

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

Shit high

When somebody or something is covered in dirt or grime.

Lily was working In the sewage plant today, she came out shit high in crap!

by superjebb1 May 27, 2019

shit-rub

When the cheeks of your ass get so sweaty that it feels like you have physically shit yourself and that you are smearing it around your ass cheeks

the weathers hot and I'm getting some major shit-rub!

by mastification July 8, 2007

piece of shit

you

you are a piece of shit

a discusting and/or horrible person

daren is a piece of shit

by Jakub grabec January 5, 2022