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A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.
i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.
by john doobies June 20, 2015
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