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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Dick in Hand

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"
by fallowismallow May 4, 2020
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Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.
"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"
by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023
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Mr. Hands

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.
Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...
by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022
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hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.
Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.
by Fulgar April 8, 2017
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texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
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