The Cat's Penis

Noun: Similar to "The Bee's Knees", this saying was popular for a brief time in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The phrase connotes a feeling of excitement and approval.

I went to the Pearl Jam concert last night; their rendition of "Love Reign O'er Me" was The Cat's Penis.

The Cat's Penis by The Insight Provider July 16, 2009

Pooter Cat 

A cat without a permanent name. VERY annoying. Has a dirty infected butt hole that its owners never clean.

Pooter cat has several names: Keke, Punkin, Cheeto, Cat, Kitty, Stupid, P.C.

Pooter Cat by Pooter Cats Room mate November 1, 2010

Meer Cat 

The name of the posture taken on by you or a friend when trying to check out a girl. You stretch your neck and keep your back straight and look each way until you see her. Thus taking the posture of a Meer Cat

Dude, Meer Cat that bitch in jack in the box, SHES FUCKIN HOT

Meer Cat by noleybear January 20, 2009

Skinless Cat

Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.

It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.

Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.

Skinless Cat by inlovewithajerk May 2, 2010

shot the cat 

A fart so loud a deadly, you must down your pants or lifting the bed sheets to let it escape. Not doing so will result in your pants or bed heating so hot you will die from heat stroke.

"lucky i shot the cat this morning, or i would still be peeling the sheets of the roof"

shot the cat by joypad570 January 12, 2008

Schmucky the Cat 

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.

Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”

Schmucky the Cat by Gammastar April 30, 2008

Kick his cat 

This is the sentence that describes the action of "sucking dick". this is used so others will not know what you are talking about and will keep your private information between you and your friends. this originated from one friend telling the other about this situation and telling them to keep it a secret but when it slipped up this was used to cover the secret.

So, did you kick his cat?

Kick his cat by hecking cool person June 17, 2019