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Attacked by Patel 

Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.
The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.

At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.
Attacked by Patel by Lor-D July 10, 2011
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The holy grail of the sexting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. When someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that iMessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.
Amy: I'm rlly bored rn.
James: Wanna sext?
Amy: Sure!

James: Send pics ;)
Amy: Attachment: 1 image
James: Wow. You have mosquito tits.

Super Attack Mode Clan 

a battlefield clan that owns or will own WS, XOXO, and other 1337 clans. Originated in spring 2004.
The Super Attack Mode Clan totally owned Cangame today.
Super Attack Mode Clan by Noah November 12, 2004

Ninja attack! 

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!
Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!

Freak Attack

A sudden explosion of craziness like a spaz attack. Usually involves random screaming and obnoxious behavior. Results in a feeling of embarrassment from the person who did it and wide stares from the onlookers.
Marsha had a freak attack after she found out Bobby had gone to the mall with Bonnie.
Freak Attack by TheLordOfAwesome November 26, 2010

Quack Attack 

An orgy involving six people a shoehorn and several ducks.
That Quack Attack last night was killer!!!!;
I forgot to bring my whip and shackles to our Quack Attack last night.
Quack Attack by Teal April 13, 2006

jap attack

When a bunch of Japs (Jewish American Princesses) start bitching and complaining.
JAP 1: Oh my god its so hot here.
JAP 2: Im hungry
JAP 3: I lost my Evian water bottle
All three: I wanna go home
Shappy: Oh shit... hide! We have a jap attack on our hands!
jap attack by Shappy November 30, 2006