Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
Get the I don't give a bakers fuck mug.The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.
Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.
by generic June 11, 2006
Get the couldn't care less mug.*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
by Unicornication July 10, 2016
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However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.
However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.
FuckBoy : I cheated on my girlfriend and I don't even feel guilty haha
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)
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Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)
Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."
by running out of patience March 23, 2008
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