shit wrecking

A verb used to talk about when someone gets beat down badly.

Jeremy totally wrecked the vampires shit yesterday. Honestly, who bites??

I got my shit wrecked in battlefield when I tried to drive up the beach in that jeep.

I just wrecked that kids shit in beer pong, I shut him out and made 2 bouncers in a row.

Jack is going to wreck our shit when he finds out we got his little sister drunk and gave her a little surprise sex.

by Mizike May 17, 2005

Shit high

When somebody or something is covered in dirt or grime.

Lily was working In the sewage plant today, she came out shit high in crap!

by superjebb1 May 27, 2019

Rip shitting

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.

Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife)

by John VanDyke August 6, 2006

The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.

I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!

by Turdburglar1991 September 30, 2010

Shit and Brush

The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.

"I didn't want my roommates to know I was taking a dump, so I pulled a shit and brush"

by Matty Bitchfuck October 16, 2008

Ghost shit

A pooh that ceases to exsist .

When taking a shit you wipe to reveal no excrement present. However this word has two parts when taking a shit you glance in the toilet bowl to reveal no evidence of you having a shit at all. The perfect ghost shit requirs that both criteria mentioned above are met.

by Mlk117 May 26, 2014

shit hit

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.

Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...

by Jon Doe September 1, 2003