John Keaney

Sexiest man alive

Damn he really looks like John Keaney

by I heart bbc August 14, 2021

John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

by TheFloorIsALie November 07, 2023

John O Sullivan

Licks tommys hole daily

John o Sullivan: Aw tommy lemme give ya a bj

by Johns A simp September 27, 2020

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 09, 2017

John Day

John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.

I can't believe it's finally John Day! Where should we go for dinner?

by Dayman76 October 30, 2015

John Day

Your mum's favourite Wrestler

Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"

My mum -"John Day"

by Totally not John Day November 23, 2021