Whisper the cheese 

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.

You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.

Whisper the cheese by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch 

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.

Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch by Butchy December 24, 2014

Walter White Cheese Feet 

Walter White cheese feet is an underground club that has been hidden from the public, it’s inhabitants seem to all “be the joker”. The inhabitants have been known to be Queer. There is a Struggle Tweets/Out of context twitter page for this account which gives the public a small insight into Walter White Cheese Feet

Woah did you see someone else got added to Walter White Cheese feet? I hope they’re ok

Walter White Cheese Feet by Chloswaggest August 24, 2021

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags 

A phrase used when exiting a room to express your hope for goodwill to all those in said room

P1: see you later man
P2: yeah man bye
P3: stay fresh cheese bags

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags by Mooshwanez October 30, 2021

Half Eaten Arby's Cheddar Cheeseburger 

A gay mans description of a vagina.

Gail: Wait, so you've never seen a vagina before?

Eric: Oh hell no. Why would I want to look at some half eaten Arby's cheddar cheeseburger?
Gail: Huh... Btw did you see that video of Enzo doing the Bung the Booce challenge?
Eric: Yeah it was hot af...

Half Eaten Arby's Cheddar Cheeseburger by Yolozozo July 27, 2016

Cheese on my keyboard 

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

Cheese on my keyboard by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008

cheese 

a yellow thing
that people like to shove in their pants

is that cheese in your pants

cheese by raihoghae August 12, 2008