Overweight Female Attention 

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

Overweight Female Attention by Jester October 30, 2004

Attack Fish

The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.

Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.

Jeff: No way man tell me!

Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.

Phil: I was playing black ops the other night and I felt like a fish that the terminator would keep in his fish bowl.

Attack Fish by The rock that's made of others December 14, 2010

Attacked by Patel 

Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.

The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.

At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.

Attacked by Patel by Lor-D July 10, 2011

attachment: 1 image 

The holy grail of the sexting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. When someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that iMessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.

Amy: I'm rlly bored rn.
James: Wanna sext?
Amy: Sure!

James: Send pics ;)
Amy: Attachment: 1 image
James: Wow. You have mosquito tits.

attachment: 1 image by playboidude July 28, 2016

Super Attack Mode Clan 

a battlefield clan that owns or will own WS, XOXO, and other 1337 clans. Originated in spring 2004.

The Super Attack Mode Clan totally owned Cangame today.

Super Attack Mode Clan by Noah November 12, 2004

Ninja attack! 

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!

Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!

Ninja attack! by courtney and jeremy!!!!!!!! October 27, 2007

Freak Attack

A sudden explosion of craziness like a spaz attack. Usually involves random screaming and obnoxious behavior. Results in a feeling of embarrassment from the person who did it and wide stares from the onlookers.

Marsha had a freak attack after she found out Bobby had gone to the mall with Bonnie.

Freak Attack by TheLordOfAwesome November 26, 2010