Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.
by EvenMore February 02, 2012
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Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
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Nig juice

When you rapidly beat off your gay black friends cock to the point where he creams.
He got beat off so hard that he made nig juice
by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019
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Slut Juice

A Redbull vodka. It brings out the inner slut in you.
I wanna fuck tonight, give me some slut juice and my legs are open.
by hoelhosa August 09, 2021
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screw juice

When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.
There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice
by sendhelppls August 22, 2021
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Poo juice

Liquefied poo.
by poo juicey June 14, 2021
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Tomater juice

When the pussy sqeeuzes clotted period blood
I brought home a scuzzy from the bar and she squeezed her tomater juice in my mouth.
by Sirsoupcancock November 13, 2017
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