Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

Queer Eye

a Netflix original serving as a reboot of Bravo's 2003 show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", debuting in 2018. it stars the Fab 5, four gay men and a sexually fluid man (two of which are married), who try to make the life of "heroes" (who are basically nominees for the show) a little better over the course of a week.

It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")

~ a scene from when I introduce a friend to the show ~

me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.

by KayeEyyyOurElle May 25, 2020

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a flat ass bitch that still manages to gets dudes

Ey come here and show us you’re flat ass

by cheesey_butter May 28, 2020

H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

by pro2a July 22, 2020

I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020