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Dick Weasel 

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.
Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.
Dick Weasel by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009
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Dick Flick 

A movie targeted towards the male population. Movies females will most likely not enjoy.

Comes from the pharse chick flick
Boy: Lets go see Tropic Thunder.
Girl: Hell no, that is a complete Dick Flick.
Boy: Why do you hate Dick Flick's?
Girl: Because all they have is humor for guys, boobs, and eye candy, I wouldnt understand or like any of it.
Dick Flick by TexasChick09 February 17, 2010

Dick Sneeze 

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze
Dick Sneeze by Mussolini23 April 29, 2010

dick burn 

when a guy has a big penis and fucks your tight vagina with it, causing you lips and insides to chap and burn, like rug burn, its" dick burn" the feeling of chapped lips in your pants.
his dick was so big, im sore and have dick burn!!!!!!!
dick burn by sexyava July 8, 2011

Dick in the dirt

When one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.
Guy 1: "That Medicali medical bong really puts your dick in the dirt."
Dick in the dirt by GripposRus November 23, 2010

dick please 

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
dick please by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
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