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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
mugGet the Steve Jobsmug.

Brick job

When they jerk you off while wearing Lego hands.
I need a good brick job right now.
by NeedOxygenPlease July 12, 2024
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Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.
As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019
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Zyn Job

Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.
"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."
by Hottt Toddie April 17, 2024
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My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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Job

Job, or to Job someone:
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.

Spelled "Job", case sensitive
See those two over there? I'm gonna Job them. *violence ensues*
by Aestronom September 17, 2025
mugGet the Jobmug.

Rim job rift drop

Rim job rift drop is where you’re playing fortnite and you’re in a golf kart getting a rim job but you go inside a rift and you’re in a rift drop
by Memes for paninis September 16, 2018
mugGet the Rim job rift dropmug.

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