Comfort Man

not to be confused with a comfort boy, a comfort man (sometimes called an emotional support white boy) is a male celebrity or fictional male character that someone who usually isn't comfortable around men, finds extreme comfort in. they're the type of man that you'd feel safe with if the two of you got trapped in an elevator together.

"patrick stump from fall out boy is my comfort man."

"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."

by xylobones October 21, 2020

Bump Man

The true definition of a nigga who will never put his homeboys down, in fear that his niggas will do better than him. A thief ass nigga who bumps other people's shit aka Kenneth

If you're gonna be a "bump man" put some respeck on my shit"

by Bump Man May 13, 2016

Koala Man

A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.

He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.

by ScrubBag McGee September 24, 2011

Man Paint

Semen

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"

by beardedragon June 2, 2009

squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

by imsohairy February 24, 2009

Man ply

When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.

Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."

Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."

by jake sanchard October 20, 2008

Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes

-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"

by grundy88 November 25, 2011