Riley's Wager 

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.

Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"

Riley's Wager by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011

University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.

"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)

University of Waterloo by PrehistoricFish April 30, 2022

Kamikaze Watermelon 

The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.

*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*

Kamikaze Watermelon by Alex Farley May 17, 2005

watertucky 

another name for watertown , wi

"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."

watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010

walter payton 

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP

Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*

walter payton by its the truth people! April 24, 2006

watergames

similar to 'watersports' where gay men spray eachother with their piss; watergames involves filling their arse with water using a hose, then spraying one another with the contents

Hey Julian, you want to get wet and horny with some watersports?

I feel like gettin dirty!! lets do watergames, grrr!

watergames by jonticleer September 2, 2011

Watermelon Sugar

The material most commonly used at Ideath a fictional world in Richard Brautigan’s 1964 novel.

Harry Styles said in an interview that a copy of the book “In Watermelon Sugar” inspired his song title.

Watermelon Sugar by CyanideAvalanche February 1, 2021