1 definition by Alex Farley
The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.
*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*
by Alex Farley May 16, 2005