Work and Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Did you see the new intern? I may have to run to the bathroom for a work and jerk.

by S4H August 6, 2009

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workable

1)any person who is able to meet minimal Fuckable standards of the said person using the term.
2)Any person who can be made to look attractive with a few minor adjustments to physique and/or appearance.

-Yo dogg, that G look aight

- ye shes Workable!!

by Dj Spectrum July 2, 2006

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not safe for work

A phrase meaning possibly pornographic in respect or having horrendous language. Don't look at it in school.

The video of that slut stripping is totally not safe for work.

by Erik Stehlar March 14, 2008

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jew work

to sell a friend something that you got for free for a set amount of money; lets say 30 dollars, then when the buyer pays the seller 40 dollars, a week later claim that only 20 dollars was paid and then demand he pay an extra 10 dollars totaling 50 dollars

j-dawg-here u go c-dawg an extra 10 cuz it took me so long.
C-dawg- ahhhhh...thanks ahhh
a month later...
c-dawg-ehhhh j-dawg u still owe me ten dollars
j-dawg-fine your so fuckn stingy almost a jew work(er)

by bear cat August 19, 2007

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piece of work

Unaware of one's foolishness. Originates from "What a Piece of Work is Man" monologue from Hamlet. More precisely an ironic reflection of how little most men achieve despite being endowed with relatively enormous powers to act and reason. Generally used as a sarcastic "compliment."

My boss can't operate the photocopier without the assistance of half the admin staff. He's a real piece of work!

by werdnurd June 2, 2009

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