Fair Witness

Fair Witness-originating from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land' by Heinlein, Fair Witness was a made up profession, and their job was to record everything they heard/saw. What it means play/be fair witness is to, well take questions people ask you somewhat literally, as seen in the example. Yes, you can do something, but that doesn't mean you will-and that can lead into you will/would do something but not right now because no time was specified. This pretty much means messing with peoples' words/questions until they ask you in a very specific way.

James: Okay, can you pick up all of your crap?
Michael: Yes
-Waits-
James: WELL?
Michael: Oh, I'm sorry-did you want something?
James: Stop playing fair witness a pick this stuff up!

by AlliterationAnne September 4, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

Christian religious organization based in Brooklyn New York.
Based on biblical teachings use other literature as aide to provide people free bible courses.

I spoke with one of Jehovah's Witnesses on Saturday.

by JohnQ123 March 11, 2013

Without Warning

A 4-peice alternative/punk band from Oceanside Ca, heavily influenced by Unwritten Law and Blink 182.

They've played a bunch of local shows including the Carlsbad "battle of the Bands" as well as appearing at the So*Cal Rock revolution, and side stage at Soma. They can go by the abbreviation WxWx.

They are of the best local bands in Northern San Diego and THE BEST band from ECHS

Example 1
Freind - Hey wanna go to without warnings show tonight?
Me - F*** yeah dude, lets go

Example 2
girl 1 - OMGosshh whats your favorite WxWx song
girl 2 - Duhhh, California for sure

Example 3
Jerk - Dude, WxWx sux
everyone around him- STFU

by ffpyhairdude February 16, 2009

wino

A man on the street with no home, addicted to alcohol for example wine or beer.

Julie step away from those streets, winos are living over there.

by angela, haaay [; October 10, 2008

Witnee

The prettiest girls. They tend to be flirty, but very creative. They are funny and outgoing. Normally cheerleaders or dancers, something big in school. Overall fun to be around.

I want to be more like Witnee.

by Woo, go Chels. August 6, 2009

Winona twatter

One from the great city of Winona MN, aka a jersey chaser

That chick was hot, but when i talked to her she was a real winona twatter.

by hott Kar_L August 27, 2009

Witness Check

A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.

Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.

by r/InsaneProtestors April 13, 2021